Friday, August 2, 2013

Morton Games


Dublin. YES! I love Dublin. Last year I spent a week for Spring Break in Dublin. It ruled. This trip ruled. Dublin rules. That’s a whole lot of ruling going on.

The train ride to the airport in Stockholm was pretty uneventful. Just the usual 2.5 hour trip I’ve taken a couple of times now.  And then once I arrived at the airport I had about 4 hours to kill. I spent that time writing the previous blog entry.  Yes. It’s been written for weeks and it took me this long to post it.  Sucks to suck I guess.  What didn’t suck was my lunch.  Now I want to use these next couple sentences as a tip to anyone who wants to travel and needs a meal with good bang for your buck. McDonald’s Happy Meal. Or really any happy meal in general.  Seriously.  Burger. Milk. Carrots. Fries. All for the price of like 2 burgers. Can’t beat that. Plus. You get a toy! God I love toys!
Despicable Me Minion whistle! Way cooler than a Max Jump Rope!

After lunch I decided it was time to check in for my flight.  Didn’t realize my passport got stamped when I left Sweden as well as arrived. Hell yeah! Fill up dat passport!  Well one stamp won’t fill it. But I’m on my way! Maybe someday.  Upon boarding I soon realized that I would be sharing my aisle with a mother, her 5 year old and her 2 year old. Oh boy. Dear children. Please don’t scream the entire flight. I at least got the window seat, so that ruled.  I quickly pulled out the iPod and settled in. Hoping to not get drooled on.  Sharing the aisle with them turned out way better than ever expected.  Why you might ask? We’ll let me tell you.  1.)The kids never screamed. 2.) I never got drooled on. And 3.) Every time the mom gave her kids candy she offered some to me as well. Oh. Hell. Yes. I freaking love candy! Excuse me ma’am I think your baby is about to cry. Might want to give her a lollipop(or lolli as she said). Oh you offer me one as well. Why yes I would love one! I’m real surprised I didn’t get abducted as a child. Maybe I did and I’ve just been living a lie my entire life.  Nah. That nude photo of me in the tub as a baby at home for sure proves I wasn’t abducted. The rest of the flight I just talked with the mom about my previous trip to Ireland and the country in general. It ruled. The Irish rule. The ruling keeps continuing.

Once at the airport, I realized for the first time(and probably only time) how much it rules to be one of 3 non-European fliers on a European flight. Can someone say no line for customs? Excuse me everyone while I walk by you and enter this glorious country. Why am I here you ask Mrs. Irish Customs Agent? Pleasure. Its always a pleasure being in this country. Thanks for the stamp. I’ll be on my way. Seriously. It was that easy.  And the customs agent was super nice. Keep it comin Ireland.

I took the airport shuttle to the hotel(the hotel which I didn’t have to pay for. Boom). I step out of the shuttle and there’s the meet director. Awaiting my arrival.  Hell yeah. What is this Hollywood?! He was super friendly and just as excited for me to be there as I was. Though Ima call his bluff on that one. I was for sure way more excited than he could ever be for me to be there. I’d put money on it.  I then checked into the hotel, grabbed my info packet and headed up to my room.  In the elevator I met another American. He was an 800 runner from Chicago.  Declan Murray. Super good. Super friendly. ‘Merica!

 After organizing all my things, I watched a little TV before going out to do my premeet.  While I was watching TV, my roommate for the meet arrived.  His name was Loan Zaizan. He was a miler from Romania. RAD! As soon as he walked in he introduced himself, and immediately informed me he was awful with English.  All right. Sign language and grunts it is. It actually didn’t turn out to be that much of a problem. Could be because we didn’t say much to each other, but either way it went smoothly.  After the introductions he went on his run and I went to do my premeet.  The track was about a quarter mile from the hotel across this pretty big park.  I had planned to walk, but upon leaving the hotel the meet director spotted me and offered to give me a ride in his BMW. Sure why not!  I was quickly reminded how awesome riding/driving on the opposite side of the road is.  We should have one day a year in America where we do that just for the lawls. Seriously. Its sooo fun. 

I did my usual premeet routine and met a few of the Brooks Beasts(a pro training group based in Washington) runners including Riley Masters. He ran for Maine during most of my time at UVM, so it was pretty cool to see him over here running and still doing super well.  I spent a good amount of time talking to Mark Wieczorek as well. People probably don’t know him(and after my description probably still won’t), but he was the one who wore the striped American Eagle V-Neck at the Olympic Trials because he was unsponsored.  He got a bunch of publicity for that and ended up signing with Brooks. Note to self. Do that. Well first make Olympic trials. Then do that. End note to self. After premeet I went back to Noel(the meet director. How awesome of a name is Noel?!) and he introduced me to a few of the members from the Clonliffe Harriers AC(the club sponsoring the meet).  They all ruled.  They were just a bunch of guys who didn’t run anymore, but loved this meet and track more than anything. Jolly group of guys they were.

Noel gave me a ride back to the hotel and on the trip we talked about running in Ireland and the club running culture Europe seems to have.  He had it all figured out that if they could get kids interested in track by age 14, they would usually stick around the sport.  That’s why the club had such a large youth membership.  Any time after 14, he explained, kids would be starting to get into girls(and guys), alcohol, and cigarettes. Then they’d get fat and not want to run.  If they were part of the club before then, at least when they got into all that stuff, they’d still be running and that was cool with him.  Either way. USA. Step up the club running game. 

Dinner was a catered meal in the hotel.  Chicken. Potatoes. Pasta. Veggies. Goodness.  Hell yeah! Get in mah belly! During dinner I sat with Craig Miller, a few of his friends and his agent. Nic Bideau. Nic started the Melbourne Track Club in Australia and is most known for coach Craig Mottram, back when Craig was the shit.  Now Nic just manages a bunch of athletes.  I bring this up because A.) He’s a rad dude and B.) he had a lot to say on the recent doping positives in our sport.  We spent a good majority of the time talking about that.  It was cool to hear all his stories and thoughts about the subject.  A lot of things you don’t hear in the mass(well track and field mass) media.  Plus his Australian accent made all his jokes funnier.  As cool as that was. I wish that conversation didn’t have to exist.  Dear really good track runners. Stop doping. Mitchell has spoken.  After dinner I headed up to my room. Wished Loan goodnight. (He had no idea what I said.) And then got some shuteye.

The next day I ate some breakfast and passed the time reading in the park until lunch.  Lunch was in the clubhouse at the track.  Yeah. That’s right. Clubhouse.  Think country club. Except instead of a golf course. There was an 8 lane Mondo track.  Heaven.  Lunch was sandwiches and various other snacks. Including Digestives.  I FREAKING LOVE DIGESTIVES! For those who don’t know. Digestives are heaven in your mouth. Better known as after dinner biscuit slash cookie type things.  They rule. I grabbed a bunch to bring back with me.  Foreshadowing note. They didn’t even last 24 hours. End foreshadowing note. I met a few more Irish people. Including the announcer for the meet.  They all ruled. Just like everything in Ireland seems to. 
 Da Club.

Clubhouse view of the track. Glorious.

After lunch, Declan and I headed to the local Starbucks to kill some time.  We compared our college programs and discussed post collegiate running.  Its cool to hear the different ways people make running in Europe work.  Note to self. Do this again someday. End note to self.  He has duel citizenship with Ireland, so next year he’ll be running for Ireland. How rad is that?! I want duel citizenship! Eventually it was time for me to head back and get ready to run.  





Per the usual, I arrived at the track way earlier than I needed to.  So I spent the time watching Paralympic discus.  Seriously.  Coolest event I have ever seen.  They sit on the stool in the middle of the ring. Strap themselves in. And just huck the disc as far as possible.  Epic. Europe keep on keeping your meets awesome. We in the USA will just continue being way behind you.  After watching the discus and the start of the pole vault, I headed in to start warming up.  Dear Ireland. I’ve come to party.

Indoor warm up strip? Solid.



The meet was super official. Right down to confiscating all electronic devices( and storing them in a box) to taping over the logos on water bottles. We had to be at our call room at exactly 6:46, so we could go out to the track at 7:00, to be ready to run at 7:10.  We ended up going out to the track at 6:55. Oh shit. Call the police! Just kidding. They were there enjoying the meet.  No need to call.  The 400 hurdles was the first event in the main program, so the stands were pretty packed.  Which was a really cool feeling.  I also got to hear the opening ceremony, which included the Irish National Anthem. In case you were wondering. It isn’t Oh Ireland(sung to the tune of Oh Canada).  Eventually it was time for my race.  After going through all the announcements and hearing runners to your mark. (Which was in English. Irish Accent English. Hell yeah.) It was time for the party to begin.  And as I sit here writing this, I am still waiting for that party to begin.  Heres a video taken from FloTrack Ireland. Side note. FloTrack Ireland exists. Weird. End side note.


Right from the start I just for some reason made mental errors.  Coming off 1, I came down flat and then 2 and 3 were sloppy.  I spent the rest of the race trying to catch up. Eventually was 4th after the final hurdle. Then faded back to 7th.  I actually thought I finished 4th and that there was an error in the results.  I went up to the box and checked the photo. Sure enough. I was 7th. Not 4th. Dang.  Oh well. It was still 53.45. Which is makes this season already more consistent than my collegiate season was. I’ll take it.  After the race, I cooled down. And got a massage. Oh yeah massage. 

I got to spend the rest of the meet hanging around and watching some awesome track.  I met an 800 runner from Canada who went to Dartmouth for 2 years.  After talking we both realized we were at a lot of the same meets and had no idea.  He transferred when I was a junior, but my freshman and sophomore year we ran against Dartmouth a lot. How I missed this guy is beyond me.  The meet itself did not disappoint. From the 400 with Manteo Mitchell(the 400 runner who BROKE HIS LEG running the 4x4 at the Olympics last year) to the 800 which was stacked. Including Caz Loxsom, Declan, Anthony Romaniw(the Canadian) and Mark Wieczorek.  To the Morton Mile.  The meets signature event.  This was why most people came to the meet.  I guess this event has been run for like 8 million years.  I dunno. It was an epic race.  Corey Leslie ended up winning, but Riley led for 3 laps in the race.  Everyone ran super fast.  Including my roommate. He broke the Romanian National Record! Hell yeah! I congratulated him after.  He just smiled, nodded his head and pumped his fist.  I think he got what I was trying to say. 

After the meet, we ate back in the clubhouse and then proceeded to spend the rest of the night there.  Remember how I said tracks should have bars.  Here’s another prime example.  Seriously.  Such a blast.  I met a bunch more Irish people.  Including one guy who was a 400 hurdler himself.  He ran an Irish hurdlers group.  The guy who won my race today was in it.  He was the second fastest Irishman over 400 hurdles ever at 49.74.  He only ran 50.04 today(which I think is the fastest race I have ever been a part of).  This guy basically rejuvenated the event in Ireland.  And in the span of 2 years took the guy who won my race from a 56 second hurdler to a 49.74 second hurdler.  Gnarly.  I spoke some more with the meet director. And even though I didn’t run so well, he invited me back next year.  He almost insisted on it. Seriously. Ireland. I love you! As the night wore on, someone broke out a guitar.  Taking this party from a 9.897 to a 13 out of 10.  A bunch of old guys sung classic Irish anthems.  It ruled.  People(even if they didn’t know the songs) joined in from all across the bar.  It was pretty awesome to see.  After a few songs, they handed the guitar to the American Pole Vaulter at the meet(Jeff Coover) and he played some American Songs. Such as. American Pie, Wagon Wheel, and What I Got. We all sang along and had a jolly good time. Party on Wayne.
Why can’t this happen after every meet?

Eventually a few of us got hungry again. So it was time for a late night trip to a classic Irish Restaurant.  The only one that would be open at 2:30 AM. McDonald’s.  Riely, Hasaan, Caz, Ashley Higginson, Liam Boylan-Pett and I all walked what felt like 500 miles to a Slick Don’s that was supposed to only be 800 meters from the hotel.  I for sure am calling that bluff.  It took like 30 min to get there.  But after I had my McFlurry and Chicken McNuggets was completely worth it.  Meeting all of these people so far on this trip has ruled.  And if any of you are for some reason reading this right now(or any of the previous posts). I am not going to apologize for how fan boy I sound during these posts.  Meeting you guys ruled. And I had a blast.  End embarrassing sentimental note.  

The next morning, I packed my things up, said good bye to my roommate and hopped on the shuttle back to the airport.  Declan was on the same flight, except instead of getting off in Stockholm he was transferring to Germany to run again the following day.  We had the exit row for this trip.  Except I didn’t luck out with the leg room like the flight back from Belgium. In fact I got the opposite. These seats didn’t even recline.  Sucks to suck. Except not because nothing at this meet sucked.  After parting, I hopped on my train to head back to Vikarbyn.  One thing that sucked about this trip.  My ticket didn’t have a seat number. So I had to move about 6 times. Which became super frustrating.  Until the final time.  Where instead of making me move.  A girl sat down next to me.  You know what that means. Time to use the pick up lines.  Boom.  I spent the rest of the 2 hours deciding which one to use.  And then she eventually got off the train.  So much for that.  Maybe next time I’ll man up. Probably not. Either way. Hands down, this was the most fun I have ever had at a meet.  Well aside from the trip to Florida for Nationals last year. That ruled. And so did this. But in a different sense.  Either way. This meet was incredible. Track at its finest. From the people I met. To the races I saw. To the shenanigans that were had.  All around. How it should be.  Fun. So on that note. Ima leave this post with a picture I saw when I first arrived in Ireland.(I actually saw a banner, but took this picture upon leaving).  I thought this only happened in the US. And where the heck was ICP?!? Seriously. Where the hatchmen at?! I need my Phamily!  
WHOOP! WHOOP!
  

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